Here are the other four verses as promised earlier 2- Now Jimmy Bink's mouth it ain't all honey He can whisper in his own ear ain't that funny But to lay, the dust, he has to drink a lot oh my He got so tight one foggy morning he laid in the road and started yawning and a poor, old man, was delivering coal near by He saw Jim's mouth out in the road and into it he shot his load Ch- What a mouth what a mouth what a north and south Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the coalman he was a short sighted fella When he saw Jim's mouth he thought it was a cellar And he shot, the lot, right into Jim's mouth no joke Now Jim poor soul's got a belly full of coal And he's coughing up lumps of coke 3- In the tap room of the Rose and Thistle Jimmy went one night for to whet his whistle And to do, it well, he has to drink a dozen pots First a dozen pots of beer he'll swallow And then as his teeth at the back are hollow He has still, got room, for twelve or more rum tots A new barmaid came there one night She saw Jim's mouth and yelled with fright Ch- What a mouth what a mouth what a north and south Blimey what a mouth he's got It made Jim jump when the barmaid hollered And his pewter pot he accidently swallowed It was hot, that pot, it melted and now he sits Down by the fire wiv a little bit o' wire 'Hooking up two-bob bits 4- Now Jimmy Binks wife had such a luv'ly baby Wiv a mouth as big as Jim's or larger maybe An I shan't, forget, the day he's cut one tooth Now when his mum heard baby blubber for a Nice hard teat that was made of rubber She at once, took him, down the chemist and that's the truth They could not get inside the door Till they shut that baby's mouth- Oh lor Ch- What a mouth what a mouth what a north and south Blimey what a mouth he's got As baby's teething said his mummmy Oh please sir give me a penny rubber dummy Said the cove, by jove, as he sucked on a big ju-jube Thre's no rubber tit for a penny that'll fit He wants the tuppeny tube 5- Now one night Jimmy Binks lay snoring All the neighbours round about thought a lion was roaring And the old, Dutch clock, that was hanging on the bedroom wall Fell into Jim's mouth with a crash bang wallop Jimmy woke up, cried out, call Doctor Jollop But his wife, said no, it's only the clock that's all And now the neighbours, ain't it prime Looks down Jim's throat to tell the time Ch- What a mouth what a mouth what a north and south Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the works of the old Dutch clock keep whizzin Round his rum-tum-tummy like a lot of sherbet fizzin' An his wife, what strife, can't sleep at night you know 'Cos the pen-du-lum keeps banging on his tum As it's swinging to and fro
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