How many spatulae?
Well, when Stephen Lee moved in with me we each had a full stock of kitchen accoutrements. I find at least 20 in the kitchen, but who knows how many may be hiding in as yet unpacked boxes somewhere in the basement? I think we fall well within the parameters of the spatula rich.
Perhaps we could get together for a spatula swapping party, or establish a spatula bank for distribution of our excesses to those in need....