I is worn out. I is been round der werld and I is found a wimmin wot will love me forever, my darlin Joleen. She says that Pin Kee Wan ain't got no chance against her, she ever shows up at my hows, Joleen will rip her ears off and piss down the soggy bits. She got class has my Joleen.

I is putting sum more pichers in, whilst that Skweek is at werk. She let us sleep with a kittycat and stopped it from merlestin us. That big black and white one has got stinky bad fishbreth. She made us go outside to piddle tho. It was bluddy cold. We found a warmer corner somewhere inside. They'll find it in a day or to.

We is going to get der puppies back dis week. We hopes they made lots of muny kus we is skint. Dem funny speeking buggers in Kalay dont preshiate good musik.

Dun Travelling Jack and Jolene