A song in there somewhere? Happy to oblige... To My Feline ------------- "When I see mine own Alice A-going up the stairs, I follow my sweet Alice Lest she should shed her hairs Upon the rugs and carpets Where she's oft wont to sit - Or pee upon the guest beds And render them unfit. Oh Alice, thou art pretty, But Alice, thou art fat, And should'st not be insulted When I call you - a cat! (Alternative verse: Oh Alice, thou art cuddly, Though something of a hog, For sharing of thy bedding Comes not natural to a dog...) And though tis in thy nature To shed and hack and pee, I love thee still, my Alice, Oh Alice - dost love me?
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