Fnork! Freznep! Heavens to Murgatroyd! (from Gilbert and Sullivan's "Ruddigore", via my father.) Farble! and two of my favorite curses: Thou pig! Thou dog! Thou accursed of Allah! Thou son of a three-legged syphilitic camel! (for inept drivers:) May your transmission fall out on the Dan Ryan, outbound, on a Friday afternoon! (The Dan Ryan expressway is famous in Chicago for its traffic jams.) To jaywalkers: You wanna be a hood ornament?!? Ingrid
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