Pa jist bought a brand new pickup truck and he was comin to give you a ride. Well, it's really a 1971 Ford, but its you know, new to him. The motor's pritty good, too, and it don't make too much black smoke since he put the oatmeal in the crankcase. Now you're in the hospital and you can't take a ride. So Pa's gonna bring you some of his famous barbequed chicken and hog meat. The stuff he marynates in the stuff he makes in the henhouse, with cabbage. So you git ready since he'll have to sneak in. You know they won't let him in the door since the incident with the cigar and the rooster a couple years back, even though it wasn't his fault the M-80s went off before they was supposed to. So if yer up to it he'll help you sneak out and take a ride. He's put a piece of plywood over the holes in the floor and the front seat where the spring sticks up.