Hey, I'd just thought I'd add my version that my mother used to sing to me as a kid

Oh, the farmer and the maiden
They were courtin' mighty fair
Went behind the garden gate
To see what was there

Now the farmer he was bashful
The maiden she was shy
He whispered something in her ear
And this was her reply

You can do it if you wanna
You can do it if you try
But you better not do it like
You did the other night
For if you do
I'm telling you
You're never gonna do it again

I mean the washing
Never gonna do it again

And there was Grandma
Swinging on the outhouse door
Without her nightie on
Lordy, could you ask for more
She asked for Grandad
Grandad shut the outhouse door

They made a million
Coulda made a million more!