Dear sweet Helen,
Thank you for coming to my aid about my unfortunate librarian looks. Very kind of you especially since I have heard that you are a near look-alike to Rachel Welch (in her younger years). You are a dear for standing in solidarity with me and trying to share in the sad female librarian burdens I must bear with fortitude and silence.
Although, did I mention the pesky squint I have? Sadly, due to reading all of those tiny little titles on the books I've had to shelve through the years, the thick-lensed glasses I wear don't often do the job... hence the beady-eyed squint. Oh, and Helen, I KNOW you don't have the unsightly varicose veins I do. Thank goodness for the support hose and orthopedic shoes! Ooph! And the bunions!!! The hard life of a female librarian!
I'll stop with that... saying too little is a blessing so I'll end this post now.