"Moosehead won two gold medals IN Belgium this year. "

Hey take it easy pal. It's ok. I mean if you actually believe Canada makes good beer, well sure why not...No need to fly off the handle.

"Penguins live at the opposite end of the earth from us, so let them march all they want. "

I would direct you to the missiles that CAN hit Canada. I would alos point out that if the penguins already have the southern pole then it makes sense that they would want the North pole. I mean the North Pole would be more confortable than Hawaii.

"All of our Santas are drunks, just, nice Canuck drunks. "

That isn't the point. What if you are attacked by a bunch of non canadian santas?

"Piss on the snowmen... just that simple. "

How many Mackenzie brothers are there?


Rudolph was shot during buck season... tasty. "

Proof???

"Outrages? Outrages? WE DON"T HAVE OUTRAGES!!! Ya wanna make somethin of it EH? EH!!??"

Easy, I said you had good beer.