See now I thinx its gud thang havin an External Gas Outlet an I caint rightly sayz az ta whether ur not ya needz an alternet wun. Thairs bin atime ur two when Paw wuz reel ripe that sum uv us wuzza wishin whut he had wun whut wuz longer. Kinda extended like soaz ta keep them air biscuitz uv hisns off away from us mor reefind folks. I think Paw cud reely put one ta gud uze too cuz heez alwayz flarin em off an a extendid kinda external gas outlet fur him wud be sorta like wunna them flames whutz allus lit whair thair burnin off that natcherl gas stuff. Senz summa yall seemz ta got em now, cudja gimmee sum idee on az ta how I might git holt uv wun fer Paw?

CLETUS