When Santa was checking his list one day
Of naughty and nice, to his dismay
He saw three naughty girls all in a row
He read through their crimes; ho, ho, ho...
The elves, busy working, did not catch the tone
And thought it would make a lovely slogan.
So from that day forth, as Saint Nick flew by
The insult quite jolly was heard through the sky,
Mocking those girls who were naughty, not nice
Whilst drinking good sherry and eating mince pies.
The moral to this story is really quite clear,
So be good this Christmas and throughout each New Year.