Bloody 'ell! I posted to the wrong fread. Well...'ere you 'ave it. A ragin' bit o' manly beauty that carn't be equalled or bested.
A bit of all right!
They say in the Independent Press that it's jOhn from 'Ull and a mate of 'is, also known as "'Ulldown Man'", but it's not. I mean it's not jOhn from 'Ull is wot I mean. It might be 'Ulldown Man all right. I've seen jOhn, and 'e's ugly as sin! As for 'is mates, they ain't much better. This 'ere bloke in the front is a real piece o' manflesh wot I wouldn't mind 'avin' a toss wif I was not in 'oly matrimony already.
- Olive Whatnoll