This was sent to me and will pass it on:
Prsident George W Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church outside Washington as part of his campaign. Bush's campaign manager made a visit to the Bishop, and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research and the like.
We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say the President is a saint."
The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The Church is in desperate need of funds and i will agree to do it."
Bush shows up looking especially pompous and smug the following Sunday, and as the sermon progresses the Bishop begins his homily:
"George Bush is petty, a self-avsorbeed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a banner stating "Mission Accomplished." He invaded a country for oil and money, and is using it to lie to the American people. He is the worst example of a Methodist i've ever personally known. But compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush is a saint."
Hope you enjoyed that.
This morning received a yahoo alert informing me of a high serverity.
the blackworm is scheduled to strike feb 3rd perhaps at first light.
Then its Bud lite, forever. (oh did i say that) sick sick sick...ok