I could have gone to Barclays, I could have gone to LLoyds. Instead I bought some ointment, To soothe my Haemmaroids. So the Royal Bank of Scotland, Were left with my account. Even though the balance, Was a pitiful amount. They sent me written details, About my 'chip and pin' All I had to do was phone, And give my details in. The 0904 number, Was answered in a flash. A very helpful lady, Would be dealing with my cash. She asked me what I wanted, "I need a pin" said I. She said "That is a strange request, Describe it and I'll try". I said I need a number, She asked...."A sixty nine"?. I said if that would do the trick, That number would be fine. But then she took me by surprise, She said "Lay on your back". I asked her why I should but she said, You'll soon get the knack. She gave me some instructions, I won't tell you my friend. I haven't got the knack yet, But I'll get there in the end.
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