Hello, you Mudcattin' peeples. I habv not bin aroun' here in a wile on account obv how my pore ol' heart wuz so broked when Rusty Rebel turned down my perposal obv marriage. But I yam here t' tell ya thet I yam obver Mizz Rebel an am reddy t' go on an' fin' me a new wumman. I wuz wunnerin' if ennyone cud gibv me sum details 'bout this Mizz Veronica Rutledge gal. Like, iz she legal yet or wud a man fin' hisself in jail fer messin' wif that. An' if she ain't legal, when iz her birfday? An' iz thet Porsche thang th' only ride she's got or duz she habv a pickup truck too? It iz hard t' tote a pack obv deer dawgs in a Porsche.
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