Oh, I was born one night one morn when a whistle went toot-toot. (Toot-toot!)
You could fry a cake or bake a snake when the mud pies are in bloom.
Does 6 and 6 make 9? Does ice grow on a vine?
Is Uncle Sam a handyman in the good old summertime?

Oh, loop de loop in your noodle soup just to give your socks a shine.
I told the fudge I ate the judge. Three cheers for Auld Lang Syne!
I cannot tell a lie; I hogged an apple pie.
It's in a tree beneath the sea above the bright blue sky.

Oh, if Easter eggs don't wash their legs, their children will have ducks. (Quack-quack!)
I tried to buy a lemon pie for forty-seven bucks. (Too much!)
Way down in Barcelonia they jumped into the foamia
but that is all baloney-a for the risk of blowing your horn. (Toot-toot!)


That's what I herd from my teacher.