OK, here's one...learned it from Doctor Demento's Show...don't recall the author...people actually request this, BTW!

DEAD PUPPIES
As recorded by Ogden Edsl [band consisting of Bill Frenzer, Bill Carey, and Otis XII]
on “Mower of the Ogden Edsl” (1995)

Dead puppies, dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

They don't come when you call.
They don't chase squirrels at all.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

My puppy died late last fall.
He's still rotting in the hall.
Dead puppies aren't much fun, no, no, no.

Mom says puppy's days are through.
She's going to throw him in the stew.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

Dead puppies, dead, dead, dead, dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

Come on everybody out there, sing along, okay?

Dead, dead, dead, dead, puppies, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

One more time for Roman Hruska!

Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

* * * Cute, in sick sorta way...