Can't believe people like Gervaise who doubt the mighty star signs. I'm am Arian, bit headstrong, impulsive and wonderfully strong and sexually inivitive. The other day I read a horoscope saying I was entering a period of dramatic change, financial reward, exitement, pain and ecstasy.

Next day I picked up a handsome redundancy cheque,went to the pub, got absolutely areseholded, met a buxom young wench in similar inebriated state, had great sex in local graveyard, broke my wrist, was arrested, when I woke up in plaster in the cells with a monumental hangover, the female goaler gave me an amazing blowjob in exchange for the remainder of my redundancy payment. How's that for an accurate prediction.