In the small german town of Norden
There's a hotel of high renown
rooms of finest quality,
And you pay for it by the pound
If you're a big overweight fat cat
You'll be charged twice as much as the rest
And skinny cunts like me, can stay there for free
As deals go it must be the best

Oh once i visted Norden,
I brought along my dear wife,
35 stone of aggro, thats plauged me most of my life
I had to a penny for baggage,
But when it came to my spouse
The scales imploded, the bill it exploded
And i had to re morgate the house



and there I'll leave that temporary outburst, for fear buisness men and womens lib groups set out to lynch me! hellllppp