I only get spam on one email address - and I got a poem one day. This is how the subject lines read, going down the Hotmail page.
A swim no boatman, wireworm,
That method of recognition frogged.
You go in seven misspelt
But complain a clod.
At book my millwright refract
For type of tricycle calla,
I open do millwheel unbar.
(I've seen worse written by so-called poets.)
I've been hoping for another, but so far no luck. I did get a Chase bank phish, which is rather funny, as not only do I have no American bank account, but that email acount is in a pseudonym anyway.
Do people actually respond to any of this spam? I suppose they must or it wouldn't go on. But no-one is going to admit to it, just as they won't admit to voting for [fill in this space yourself].