Actually, few are aware that God, although educated at some of the finest prep schools in New England and holding a Law Degree from the prestigious Harvard Law School, is only able to spell at a 4th grade level. This punches a large hole in the entire concept of an omniscient creator, though his claim to omnipresence and omnipotence apparently remains intact. This conjures up an image of God not unlike that of a bad college dorm-mate: ie a total ignoramus who is always there watching Ricky Lake while you are trying to do your Physics homework, when he's not occupied with crashing your computer or breaking your CD player.
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