New workshop: Malcolm's Emergency First Aid for *FROZEN* Hung-Over Workshop Presenters (more coffee, preferably laced with rum). Might even cover accordions topics, such as the use of anti-freeze (if rum not available), how to prevent fingers becoming frozen to accordion buttons (playing with toes), vibrato caused by shivering (make your accordion sound like Peter Bellamy's vocals), and finishing with a mass accordion rendition of The Frost is All Over. Other suggestions welcome....(No comments about burning accordions to keep warm, please!) MC
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