We used to say:

Ten little babies jumpiing on the bed-
Onne fell of and bumped his head
Momma called the Doctor,
The Doctor called the nurse,
The nurse called te lady with the aligator purse!

The babies cried to momma and momma said:
"That what you get for jumping on the bed!"
"Broke!" said the Doctor
"Sprained" said the nurse!
"A headache!" said the llady with the aligator purse!


We always thought the lady with the aligator purse was the social worker!

Chaz