Is it an inevitable symtom of getting older..
but I'm finding it increasingly problematic wiping myself clean enough
after back bottom clearance sessions........

Where only a few short years ago I only needed a handfull of sheets
of toilet paper,
now I seem to use anything up to half a roll
before I've finished wiping to a satisfactory standard of cleanliness..????

The most annoying times are when I've just about finished off wiping clean
only to discover morenasty skidmark smears appearing immediately afterwards !!!!


..and this is even on days when I don't suffer from explosive wet guffs..


BTW.. I eat a healthy balanced omnivorous diet.