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TheBigPinkLad BS: Are Tortoises Rubbish? (79* d) RE: BS: Are Tortoises Rubbish? 18 May 06


Is there really such a place as Hull Tortoise Shop? Is it anywhere near the National Cheese Emporium?

It's true, they defecate through the tail and it's a milky substance rather like the liquid from a dandelion stalk, though it does not stain so much.

Tortoises are the ones with legs like Hughie Gallagher, the great pre-War footballer with Newcastle United. Turtles have legs like Nicky Lauder's ear.


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