And I say unto you, sinners, REPENT! For the judgement of the Lord is at hand, and He will seperate the sheep from the goats and cast the goats into the fires of Gehenna, but the sheep He will clasp unto His bosom. And I will clasp you unto my bosom, like the Lord clasps the sheep, if only you will repent of your evil ways! For the Lord loveth a cheerful giver, and I will give unto you, especially to the young women who are too easily led astray by glib talking city men. And you must give unto me, for it is in giving that we receive, and I cannot continue my mission, my stewardship, my ministry, to the young women without your help. Yea, verily, I cannot continue without the goods of this world, for it is written in The Good Book that "the workman is worthy of his hire" and you can show your repentance by furthering my work among Those In Danger of Falling. Humbrew Ministries is a nonprofit religious ministry, and all contributions are fully deductible from your Income Tax -- but this is the Lord's Work, and as it was said by Him, "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's and to God that which is God's" and so you will not want to disobey His command and make any record of your contribution to my ministries. Be at peace, Brothers and Sisters, be at peace! Repent now and in doing so help others!