My band-mate and I put this one to music, and we play it to the delight of most of the other girls our age, which is now mid-late 20s. It was really popular in the 80's, in the South anyway: "Miss Susie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell Miss Susie went to heaven The steamboat went to... Hello operator please give me number nine and if you disconnect me I'll chop off your... Behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little... Ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their... Flies are in the meadow Bees are in the park The boys and girls are kissing in the... D-A-R-K-D-A-R-K-D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK!" My daughter taught me this one recently: "Apples on a stick just make me sick Make my heart go two-forty-six Not because I'm dirty Not because I'm clean Not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine!"
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