Oh no, please don't send them home early. As Sandra knows, this lot are top shelf stuff and you 'above the Equator' people should have your turn!

All the Spooky Men are lovely, warm, caring, sensitive, real Aussie blokes. Apparently, they are now on a mission to spread their message of love and appreciation of alternative masculine physical beauty and personal hardware with a fortunate sub-stratum of northern hemisphere folkdome. You have been warned. (and I don't mean "that" Warne!)

If you have the opportunity to see the Spooky Men in action, you won't be disappointed. You might be confused or slightly perturbed, but you won't be disappointed.

Bruce