Words, Gene, words.
On one of those "Every CD in the World" sites, I got an mpeg sample of the chorus from the actual GJ cut. The words are:
Well, I don't wanna die from a broken heart, 'cause that would just be too sad,
Or drive my car off of the bridge, 'cause that would hurt too bad,
And if I tied a rope around my neck, I couldn't catch my breath....
So I guess I'll just honky-tonk myself to death.
OK, I've done my part -- who can find the verses?