In American monetary terms, in junior high or earlier it was 'Can I have two nipples for a dime?' (nipples, nickels, two five cent pieces for a ten cent piece, and yeas if you have to explain it it isn't funny, but in junior many things seem funny that later we know just weren't!)

My favorite calendar, I give copies to dozens of my friends each year, is the simple lifestyle calendar made and sold by Appalachia-Science in the Public Interest, out of Mt. Vernon, Kentucky. If you had this calendar you will note that coming soon, the week of August 1-6 is National Breastfeeding Week. The following week, August 7-13 is National Smile Week! (the 13th is Lefthander's Day, by the way! and an early warning, Septermber 19th is National 0r should be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!, eegh, aargh!)