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GUEST,JefJac Balls cried the Queen, if I had two... (146* d) RE: Origins: Balls cried the Queen, if I had two... 28 Jul 06


" Oh ,shit," said the King and 40,000 courtiers strained themselves upon the lawn for in those days the King's word was law and to disobey meant death.

Suddenly a lion grabbed Daniel by the left ball, " it tickles ,"said Daniel." "What tickles?" said the King. " Testicles," said Daniel, thereby scoring points for the common man.
" Roll over, " said the King. " I'll be fucked if I will", said the Queen. " You'll be corn-holed if you don't" said the King, thereby scoring points for the nobility.

I first heard bits of this from an Englishman nearly 40 years ago and would give anything to know more. Pass this on.


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