Now, Tweeeeed... Don't back out of it. You said "kill me now and shoot my remains into the stratosphere", didn't you? Well? I think it's a splendid idea, a simply ripping idea whose time has come! I'm all for it. As for that overweight fellow, Mr Shatner, it is my understanding that he is not dead at all. It's just Amos engaging in one of his obessions, that's all. This J.B. Penworthy, after all, is a hack writer, a gossip columnist with a poison pen. He reminds me of England's own Hector Ballsworthy, he of the Independent Press, always raving on about space aliens, and demonically possessed children in the Cotswolds, and lizard people among us, for heaven's sake! The man is simply desperate for attention. I think that may be Mr Penworthy's problem as well.

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