Met, despite Rick's attempt to get a joke into every line of every one of his posts - except the ones dealing with instrument technical mumbo-jumbo, everything he says is true! He would JOIN THE SHRINERS rather than take a turn around the floor. He claims that the only time he willingly "stepped out", was when he and a former girlfriend - both inebriated apparently, stumbled into a Lesbian Bar in Cape Cod, many years ago. He danced without incident...so it would appear that it's OTHER MEN that make him uncomfortable! Oddly enough, his fellow music professionals credit him with having superb rhythm and timing. I guess they haven't told his feet.