on the comment that the W of H were turned down at auditions from morris offspring that is totally untrue, i am one of them and i'm not being full of myself here at all but i know that i personally am good enough as any of morris offspring and i know many people who would agree with that, i just would never really want to join them because i prefer doing cotswold morris dancing and that certainly isnt what they do
i wouldn't really mind if morris offspring kept doing what they do but they really have to change their name because when i first heard of them i went to see them thinking i'd see some morris dancing but really its like the skipping verion of red arrows so putting the morris in their name is false advertising really, i suggest a name like eye burners, and with that they should keep away from folk festivals too as its basically like riverdance and i'v never seen michael flatley at a folk festival so they shud go on a joint tour with him and let the morris dancers do the performances at folk festivals

ps i'm doing solo cotswold jigs all year raising money for charity check out my page at www.justgiving.com/monkeymcdougal