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GUEST,thurg worst rhyme ever (107* d) RE: worst rhyme ever 13 Sep 06

Don't forget the great Cowardly Lion:

Dorothy: What would you do if you met an elephant?

Lion: I'd wrap him up in cellophant!

Tin Man: What if you met a rhinocerous?

Lion: Imposserous!

Scarecrow: What if you met a tyrannosaurous?

Lion: I'd show him who's king of the fores'!

And then there's:

Lion: Who put the ape in ape-ricot?
       What do they got that I ain't got?

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