Dave Lippman sings the following:


THE TWELVE DAYS OF BUSHMAS
On the 1st day of Bushmas my Supreme Court gave to me
A duly selected Presidency

On the 2nd day of Bushmas my President gave to me
Three hundred dollars
Instead of a democracy

On the 3rd day of Bushmas my President gave to me
No Kyoto protocol
So I could warm up
To a check for 300, instead of a democracy

On the 4th day of Bushmas my President gave to me
Space missile defense
In order to form
A more perfect union or at least a warm fuzzy feeling of
Warming up to having no democracy

On the 5th day of Bushmas my President gave to me
A stop to the START Treaty
So we'll be legal
Building Star Wars II
To defend our lack of a democracy

On the 6th day of Bushmas my President gave to me
Stock market tips
To replace Social Security

On the 7th day of Bushmas my President gave to me
Faith-based initiatives
To replace Social Security

On the 8th day of Bushmas my President gave to me
Drills for the Arctic
Water filled with arsenic
Oil won't mix with water
But oil and government oughta
In a centrifuge
Which he'll set up in a wildlife refuge

On the 9th day of Bushmas my President gave to me
A - bill - of - rights!
Not for gays or blacks or free speech
Not for none of these
But for health insurance companies

On the 10th day of Bushmas my President gave to me
Cheaper public schools
Cloning corporate tools
Teaching to the test, screwing all the rest
If they don't like
Our new federal standardization of their kids
To work in faith-based health insurance companies

On the 11th day of Bushmas my President gave to me
War against....somebody
Over in....someplace
To teach a lesson and save our face
Taking our $300, and our fuzzy feeling
And our bill of rights
Here we go to war,
I think we all know what it's for
To defend our lack of a democracy

On the 12th day of Bushmas
My President gave to me
Deficit spending so they can pay back
Those who really suffered from the attack
Oil billionaires
It will trickle down he tells us
And we must be tough
Only terrorists refuse to buy more stuff!