Most people say that a Panda is cute
He eats shoots and leaves, he nibbles on fruit
But I'll tell you something you ain't been told yet
The Panda's the smartass of the animal set!
He says to the Zebra "Yo' stripes makes you look fat"
Says to the mouse " Where's yo wings, little bat?"
He's mean to the monkey and bad to the bird
For the King of the Jungle, he ain't got a kind word
And now that you know, shouldn't be no surprise
Why he walks 'round the jungle with two big black eyes!