A friend and I sometimes perform together in local pubs, he likes to do some of the early Cat Stevens songs, and in practice while trying out "Moonshadow" we parodied it with "Humping and Bumping on a Moon Shadow"...and consequently never forgot it, and could never perform it without exchanging silly grins. My friend is gay, so when he started to sing at a gig, unrehearsed, "I'm Looking For A Hard Headed Woman" I simply said, "No You're Not"....the performance collapsed in a fit of giggles and he has never performed it since.