Knowing I like a good parody, Richenda put me on to this link ... good stuff. Thouhgt I'd addone I did awhile ago. I guess every family or industry has their own version of 12 day parodies!
And everyone has a pushy insurance broker!!
The 12 days of insurance
I was new to insurance when my broker sold to me … a basic house and contents policy
On the next day my broker rang, suggesting I include …
Fire, flood and theft with my basic …
On the 3rd day my broker advised me to include …
Light-ning strike, Fire flood and theft with …
On the 4th day my broker asked me to include Tracey No 2, Lightning …
(this song was written in Darwin …)
On the 5th day my broker prayed that I include - An Act Of God! …
On the 6th Day my broker bid me to include Drunken Neighbours drinking
On the 7th day my broker said I should include lawyers litigating ..
On the 8th Day my broker obliged me to include Feral squatters squatting …
On the 9th day my broker insisted I include crocodiles attacking …
On the 10 th day my broker harrangued me to include volcanoes erupting …
On the 11th dfay my broker demanded I include … meteors impacting …
On the 12th day I simply refus-ed to include .. Aliens abducting, …
…Fire, flood or theft I want a basic house and contents policy!!!
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