Either Bob Elliott and Ray Goulding or Stan Freeburg and Daws Butler did a single named Baa Baa Black Sheep back in the 50's, that characterized the entire process, with The March of the Gladiators as part of the theme song - for our British members, this is the song played at our circuses that ushers in the parade of the clowns, ridiculing the entire process.

Some of the dialog included,

"Mr. Sheep, Are you now or have you ever been pink?"

"Well, yes, the last time I was shorn, but now I'm blue from the cold."

interrupted by numerous pointless, requests for points of order.

Dave