Popinjay, I was absolutely gobsmacked when I read your post! I have revealed much here already about myself, my family, and my life's greater dreams and aspirations. Perhaps you have not read the earlier posts? Nevertheless, there is a great deal more I could tell, so you may have a point. I'll have to give it some thought, and get back to you.

I wonder if people would like to know about my socks and my personal hygiene habits? Or the time I wrote a 7-volume adult fantasy novel about a civilization of intellingent newts that my Granny said was the best thing she ever read, but it got nothing but rejection slips from the publishers? Or my rare and exotic beetle collection? Or the time I was caught hiding under the pews at St. Matthews, so I could...well...no, perhaps I should just leave that one for later.