My Dear "My" or "Goo", or whatever you go by for short (as being an elf, everything must be captioned for short),

What kinda Guru IS this fella? More like a "Kan", a "Loup" or some other type?

But anyway, by way of introduction, I'm Elfish Pressently-your designated Scout-Elf for this year. I will be hiding where you least expect gathering up information for The Boss, who has deemed this a top-shelf high priority assignment, so high, in fact that I hope I'll encounter no difficulties inreaching it. So I'll be....

....Oh excuse me! I was momentarily distracted by the sight of the lovely Meemyse Elf, s'elf centered but drop-dead gorgeous Scout-Elf on another assignment in the area who doesn't seem to know I exist.
If I could only figure a way to catch Meemyse's elfin eye! She's something Elf entirely! Long blond hair and legs that seem to go on for....

(Sigh!)

....But I shouldn't be looking at other women, as I am assigned to concentrate on only you. So anyway, I'll be questioning you from time to time on your wants and needs, and that's the short and short of it! So watch this space!


Santa's Height-Challenged Helper,
Elvish Pressently