SharonA she once looked out
ere the feast of Stephen
"Say where is that pizza boy
With my deepan crisp and even?"

Tho the snow was on the ground
She was warm and toasted
"I've been good, so won't get coal"
So she softly bo-o-asted

On the drive appeared a man
Dressed in funny clothing
"parcel here for SharonA"
so she started gloating

Hold you hand, another man
Appears in stranger livery
It's the coalman coming bye
Making a de-live-eryyyyy!

Is it prezzie? is it coal?
theres no way of telling
happenstance perhaps no more
'til the days reavealing