tempted i may be, and oft fried,
down under,
this time by a Santa
who's truly a trick
while all your clues are
so cunning and all scan
you're suspiciously sydney
and so verbally quick
ahoy there me Santa
methinks that I know ye
but if its you, then you've stated quite clear
you do NOT look like santa, or even like Karl Marx
and when singing full throttle
your voice booms out clear
but Santas are sneaky
and tricks are aplenty
especially in Mudcat
when plots are all hatched
and so while i wonder
and have my suspicions
i await the last chorus
when truth be dispatched...

f.u.