Gotta do Tom The Toad....(to the tune of oO Tanenbaum)
My favourite verse is Oh Fred the fish Oh fred the fish Why are you lying on the dish Repeat You did not see that hook ahead and now your head is stuffed with bread. etc
I just came up with 2 more (really bad) verses Armadillo Bill Armadillo Bill Why did you want just one more thrill? Repeat High from the sky you thought you'd dive Now you're no loooong N ger alive (Groan) etc
Then there is this one
Oh zebra Zac Oh Zebra Zac Why are you lying on your back? Repeat That bikie gang they showed no pity As they enjoyed Besteeeeee ality!
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