Huh! Its going to be a trip to "Jollity Farm" for you then isnt it! Well, I have to admit "you done my brain in" with that bit of news Blowz! I`m sure that from your "pink half of the drainpipe" the world is looking pretty good now eh! Bet your sitting there thinking "look at me I`m wonderful". Well let me tell you......your no "super showbiz star" just cos you got tickets to see the Bonzos!! Grrrrrrrr!!!!
I must admit I would have liked to see "Val Doonican as himslef" though. And please do say "Hello Mabel if you`re able" to see her there.
Anyway, I suppose I will just have to take up a "masculine sport" followed by a " nize colt showah" so I can get over not being there too! however, at the end of the day, I have only one thing to say
"No, no, please, not the leg!"