Oh, I was born one night one morn When the whistle went "boom boom."
You can *fry a cake or bake a steak When the mud pies are in bloom.
Does six and six make nine? Does ice grow on a vine?
Is *Old man Joe an Eskimo In Good Old Summertime?

Oh, you loop-de-loop in your noodle soup *and to give your socks a shine. (shh shh)
I'm guilty, judge. I *stole the fudge. Three cheers for all man kind!
I cannot tell a lie. I *honked an apple pie.
*on a tree beneath the sea *Under the clear blue sky.

Oh if Easter eggs don't *shave their legs, Their children will have ducks. (Quack, quack!)
I'd rather buy a lemon pie For forty-seven bucks.
Way down in Barcelonia They jumped into the foamia
But that is all balonia. Paderewski blow your horn. (Toot, toot!)