Dear Bedazed, Bedazzled, Bedazzling and Befuddled Santa, your package arrived from Australia (thanks Kat for narrowing it down by one!) yesterday. I have resisted my wife's insistance that I open it immediately(no matter how tempted I am). I will do the difficult and honorable thing and wait for Christmas. I greatly appreciate your generosity and will spend the remaining time trying to figure out who you are. Your humor seems slightly familiar. No hints?? Thank you again and I hope your Holiday season is filled with joy and fun. Your Begrateful and Bemused Santee.