Is Nothing Sacred

"The Laughing Policeman" Based on the performance by Traditional
"The Farting Policeman" Parody by Phil Alexander
Just a quick note: IST is, of course, the Iraq Survey Team.

I know a fat old policeman
He alway makes a smell
A flatulent and red-faced man
He really stinks to hell

It's more than indigestion
I'll bet his pants are brown
And everybody says
It's time to fumigate this town

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He farts upon point duty
You smell their sweet perfume
He farts at suspects inside the
Interrogation room

He always gets confessions
His suspects always tell
(Though once he did arrest a man
Without a sense of smell)

Chorus

He went to train some new police-
Men over in Iraq
We hope and pray that he will stay
And never will come back

But when he showed his technique
To bring baddies to their knees
IST came round, they thought they'd found
Some WMDs

Chorus

So if you chance to meet him
And fear for your own death
Shake him by his fat ol' hand
But be sure to hold your breath

Then make sure you get out of there
Make haste and do not fail
'Cause when he starts a-farting
Measures on the Richter scale

Chorus