Can anyone help with this pse??? I remember a song once sung which contained the following.. ...Sister suzie's been aborted for the forty second time Cousin (brother ?) xxxx has been arrested for a homosexual crime. Fathers lost(?) his anal sphincture Mothers got a prolapsed womb And finishes... Yet we are not down hearted Neither are we up the spout Aunty Mabel has just farted Blown her arsehole inside out I think it may have been in a book called "Bawdy Barrack Room Ballads" I've done a search on the site andfound nothing. I think the tune was a variation on "She Was Poor But She Was Honest"... Thanks!